Cheap Exotic Vacations

You are taking an exotic vacation and your ship goes down?

You wash up on a tropical island inhabited by wild Kirkleblips. In order to eat and stay healthy what do you do? You also have no knives or any weapons of any kind.

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1. Well, the first thing I do is post this message for 2 points. Then i go to the next question and post again for two points, until I get to level 2. Giving me thumbs down...really. Ok, I am the Jerk for being honest. "First I would say a prayer", that is such a better answer. What - Ever
2. First I would say a prayer. Then it would be time for me to kiss my little ass goodbye.
3. I'd pull them up and eat them raw, with a little sea salt. Yummy, but a little bread and butter would really hit the spot.
4. Look for coconuts and rocks. Then look for berries, wild edible greens. Try to share with the Kirkleblips and then go for a swim.
5. Look for food and fresh water and invite them over.Worked for the pilgrims
6. Strangle the suckers! If ya' gotta, get a good sturdy bite right at the juglar vein ... chomp down really hard and choke him the whole time you're doing that ... if possible, get that knee in the hoo hoo and you'll make him suck out his last ounce of air ... then skin him out and cook him up ... I'm sure you're resourceful enough to have found a piece of glass or something to get a fire going ... am I not correct?
7. I immediately make friends with the Kirkleblip tribe by giving them my jewelry to play with and admire. The chief takes a liking to me because I'm such a great seafood cook. Survivor!
8. According to the Tsudo-Nimh dictionary, they are very docile, and helpful, so I would request a lounge chair, and a glass of ice tea, and they would fan me with palm fronds and feed me grapes while I basked in the sun....I would ask them to fix shrimp fettuccine Alfredo for dinner, and watch the full moon rise with an excellent cafe Au lait.....I would have them notify my children that I am fine, and will be home sometime........
9. Pray that they are wanting to pamper me and treat me like the Queen of the island and bring me Jell-o and Tea and tell me stories about their tribe and wrap suntan oil on my bod...things like that. hahahahaha you make me laugh thanks so much!!!!!!!
10. Though seafood isn't my favorite, knowing what fine fishers the kirkleblips are, I domesticate a few and have them catch fish, lobster and other crustaceans. In turn I share poi and bread fruit with them and cohabitate their caves.